We Were All Agents

The cop, the cop, the cop.
He’s just a guard, Kimmy. He’s not really a cop.
He’s got a gun, don’t he?
He don’t got a gun.
The guard, the guard, the guard.
You really think he’s cute?
Cyn, I’m spinning around with glee just thinking about him!
Kimmy, yer insane!
Yeh, but he’s CUTE!!!

!!!!!

Soooo…
Yeh?
So, do you want ta, ya know, uh…
uh…
heh…
okay.
Okay?
Yeh. Okay.
Uh, okay. Cool.

!!!!!

Omigod omigod omigod Cyn you’ll never guess what
Hold on, Kimmy. WHAT, MA? YEH, I KNOW. I’M ON THE FREAKIN PHONE! Go on, Kimmy. Whatsup?
I ast him out, Cyn. That guard.
Shutthefuckup you ditnt,
Oh yah I so todally did! We’re goin out Wendsday.
Holy shit K I don’t believe it. Whudju say to him?
I just like went up to him and told him I thought he was cool.
No you fuckin ditnt.
Oh yes I fuckin did!
Girl! (laughter)
(transmission ends due to interference)

!!!!!

REPORT FILED BY AGENT LEMAN FORMER
CODENAME “EL PICO”
POSSIBLE SUSPECT IN JAYMES CASE
“CYNTHIA GOSLING”
TRANSCRIPT TO FOLLOW

Strapped earpiece to mouth, cut and inserted wires 2305 hours, conversation already in progress


CYNTHIA GOSLING: Tell me everything, girl. I want details!
KIMBERLY GA: Well, you know how we was at the museum lass week wit class?
CG: OMIGOD that Miz Haverston such a bitch!
KG: Ya, fuck her, right? Anyway, you remember that cute guard guy? The one wit the blond beard?
CG: Omigod he was what like thirty somethin!
KG: Ya well, when you wernt lookin I wen up to him an I gave him my number.
CG: You dint.
KG: So guess what he calld me an we’re goin out to the mall Wendsday nite!
CG: (indecipherable)
KG: (indecipherable) Perry?
CG: (laughter) better than (indecipherable) (laughter)
KG: Ok well my moms gotta use the phone I see you at school ite?
CG: K bye
(end transmission)

ANALYSIS BY AGENT FORMER
No conclusive evidence yet that CG is actually enemy agent (suspicions outlined in previous report #R55253BET). Possible code phrases “Blonde beard” and “Miz Haverston”; will follow up on when additional information is obtained. Hope is a luxury at this point.

CONCLUSION:
Will continue to monitor all incoming/outgoing transmissions as well as look into identities of “Perry” and “My mom” as possible aliases for other enemy agents.

Agent LeMan Former, 0016 hours
03/01/06
Dunville Oregon